itswalky:

ghostophobia:

bigbigtruck:

Ey ey ey eyyyy, this is coming up in December!  Dragon’s Lair’s 6th annual Webcomic Rampage!!Austin Texas, Dec. 6 & 7, 2014Panels, signings, more!Free admissionGuests: Danielle Corsetto, Joel Watson, Randy Milholland, E.K. Weaver, David Willis, Alex Woolfson, Dusty Jack, David Malki!, Spike Trotman, Dax Tran-Caffee, Noelle Stevenson, David McGuire, and Melanie Gillman

Oh, look. I’m gonna be in Austin in December and you can meet me.
(and a bunch of other, less important webcartoonists)

HELLO IT IS I, DAVID WILLIS, OF DUMBING OF AGE AND SHORTPACKED!

itswalky:

ghostophobia:

bigbigtruck:

Ey ey ey eyyyy, this is coming up in December!  Dragon’s Lair’s 6th annual Webcomic Rampage!!

Austin Texas, Dec. 6 & 7, 2014
Panels, signings, more!
Free admission

Guests: Danielle Corsetto, Joel Watson, Randy Milholland, E.K. Weaver, David Willis, Alex Woolfson, Dusty Jack, David Malki!, Spike Trotman, Dax Tran-Caffee, Noelle Stevenson, David McGuire, and Melanie Gillman

Oh, look. I’m gonna be in Austin in December and you can meet me.

(and a bunch of other, less important webcartoonists)

HELLO IT IS I, DAVID WILLIS, OF DUMBING OF AGE AND SHORTPACKED!

Don't you have your comics anywhere else (where it's free)?
Anonymous

itswalky:

choochoobear:

itswalky:

rosalarian:

apollo-pop:

Gotta pay my bills somehow so NOPE. A subscription for Filthy Figments is only $16.99 the first month and that’s like buying two large pizzas only you get loads of porn instead which is JUST AS GOOD YEAH?

Asking for free things is tacky. Take what’s freely given, but don’t ask someone to harm their own livelihood so you can get free stuff. Ugh. I get not having money, believe me. But I don’t walk into stores and ask why I have to pay for the TV I want.

pretty sure that Ask translates to “hey excuse me i’m a motherfucking asshole”

"Excuse me, but I’m above paying for your hard work - maybe you’re not aware."

"hey, i disagree with you that your work has any monetary value, please accommodate me, p.s. huge fan"

"I’ve been a been a big supporter of your work.  I mean, I’ve never paid for anything, disable ads on your free site, would never donate and look for torrents of the stuff you have only as for-pay, and have never once shared a link to your work unless it was rehosted on my image hosting site, but I’ve really been supporting you over the years, so can you do me a solid…."

Don't you have your comics anywhere else (where it's free)?
Anonymous

itswalky:

rosalarian:

apollo-pop:

Gotta pay my bills somehow so NOPE. A subscription for Filthy Figments is only $16.99 the first month and that’s like buying two large pizzas only you get loads of porn instead which is JUST AS GOOD YEAH?

Asking for free things is tacky. Take what’s freely given, but don’t ask someone to harm their own livelihood so you can get free stuff. Ugh. I get not having money, believe me. But I don’t walk into stores and ask why I have to pay for the TV I want.

pretty sure that Ask translates to “hey excuse me i’m a motherfucking asshole”

"Excuse me, but I’m above paying for your hard work - maybe you’re not aware."

closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

Are the two people whining new to computers?  I assume they’ve never ever installed any computer program ever and are accessing tumblr through someone else’s machine.

itswalky:

starline:

rallyyy:

scenicroutes:

naruhodos:

is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

no actually it’s even better than that
this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.
it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”
and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.
it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

Michelangelo, of all turtles, is here to tell you not to smoke weed

I had my mom record this on VHS and watched it over and over as a kid because HOLY SHIT ALL THE CARTOONS IN ONE SHOW. 

"maybe i should try marijuana so that all the cartoons show up to save me"

If you’ve ever wondered why it never aired again and won’t be released on DVD, the studio that was creating the Garfield cartoon put him in this without consulting Jim Davis, who was apparently a bit annoyed.

itswalky:

starline:

rallyyy:

scenicroutes:

naruhodos:

is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

no actually it’s even better than that

this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.

it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”

and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.

it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

Michelangelo, of all turtles, is here to tell you not to smoke weed

I had my mom record this on VHS and watched it over and over as a kid because HOLY SHIT ALL THE CARTOONS IN ONE SHOW. 

"maybe i should try marijuana so that all the cartoons show up to save me"

If you’ve ever wondered why it never aired again and won’t be released on DVD, the studio that was creating the Garfield cartoon put him in this without consulting Jim Davis, who was apparently a bit annoyed.

how do you feel about otherkin? I'm not trying to ask a loaded question, I'm just curious. I'm not sure how I should feel and I don't want to be hateful or ignorant.

itswalky:

I don’t believe human beings can be fictional creatures.

"And the scream of those who were dragons and werewolf in spirit deafened Tumblr."

Never took you for a throat puncher. Always pictured you as a balls to the knee hugger. Anyways, we ever gonna get to see Mike again? I actually love his character progression.

Balls is a cheap shot you reserve for life and death situations.

Mike will be back in November.

uhm are you on a first name basis with the dude who does something positive? that's freaking awesome. you're both freaking awesome.
Anonymous

startrekrenegades:

Randy? Yeah, he’s my friend. He’s really cool. You should go say hi to him at a con sometime if you can and buy his neat art.

Stop lying to people.  It only hurts them more when they meet me and I punch them in the throat.  I mean, it doesn’t hurt MORE than the punch, but the betrayal stings, too.

Otherkin are officially displeased with you. OFFICIALLY.

startrekrenegades:

choochoobear:

startrekrenegades:

Randy, you should know by now that everyone is officially displeased with me. 

(Hayllyn: “Isn’t that a rule of the internet? Thou Shalt Be Displeased With Delling.”)

I’ve never been displeased with you.

Then you are breaking the internet’s rules! I’m sending you to Internet Prison

Been there since 1994.

coloneldanvers-captainmarvel:

choochoobear replied to your post “I’ve now heard both my roommates have sex. This is an unwanted…”

Welcome to the early twenties!

Hahaha

The worst bit is I feel like it’s my fault? Because I’m in my bed which raised and thus closer to my roommates room above me. And if I wasn’t in bed i wouldn’t hear anything. But also I’m entitled to be in my bed at 11 PM.

You’re entitled to be in your bed anytime you want.  I found, though, by my late 20s hearing roommates have sex was less awkward and more, “Oh, that’s happening - huh.”  It’s never fun, but it becomes less weird.

Until you make fun of them mercilessly for how they sound.  But I’m more of a jerk than you are.